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fkatwigsfashionstyle:

FKA Twigs x Shaun Ross

2007excalibur2007:

scooblee:

chaofanatic:

brook:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it’s time

Oh god dammit.

Not quite sure I’m following what’s going on, so tell me, what’s so bad about this?

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videogaymer:

k, so why do guys give girls crap about contour when they pullin beard shit like this, like THAT ISNT YA JAWLINE SMH

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Most Common Addictions of Zodiac Signs →

factsbrain:

Taurus

The Taurus is a sensual being, but falling into sexual frustration can cause her to submit to the influence of vices like drinking and smoking.

Sagittarius

A Sagittarius is a notoriously restless individual, and she fills that need for activity with promiscuous sex, alcohol and cigarettes in order to stay happy. She often does this with little concern, because she believes she has the power to heal herself in the end.

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mulders:

I’m about to have a grand fucking time

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owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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spaceyiffs:

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misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

"Threth"
badgraph1csghost:

sillyandquiteawkward-reblog:



so what kind of theoretical tensile strength are we talkin about here because

gdragxn:

queererfacilities:

ohnotania:

Basically Tumblr.

shut the fuck up

literally tumblr

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refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

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Nocturnal Wonderland 2014 | ALEXGPEREZ.COM
dynastylnoire:

kriminals:

singapore’s local newspaper has no chill

SHOTS FIRED
LOTR Fandom: Our movies are great! We love them
Hunger Games Fandom: Us too! We're really grateful to have such an amazing series so far
The Book Thief Fandom: Our movie was literally perfect
The Maze Runner Fandom: I can't WAIT until our movie gets released! The author said there are a few small differences but that's fine, he said they only took out unimportant things
Harry Potter Fandom: WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH OUR MOVIES SUCK THERE ARE ENDLESS THINGS THAT SHOULDVE BEEN IN THE MOVIE THEY DIDNT PORTRAY HARRY AS SASSY AS POSSIBLE AND VOLDEMORT WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE A MORTAL DEATH AND DUMBLEDORE ISNT AS ERRATIC AND MYSTERIOUS
LOTR Fandom:
Hunger Games Fandom:
The Book Thief Fandom:
The Maze Runner Fandom:
Every fandom:
Percy Jackson Fandom: *breaks down crying*
Avatar The Last Airbender Fandom: Man too bad we never got a movie

smaug-official:

sokka is a gift 

(Source: fabulousdisaster, via the-sunbird)

ashtoniws:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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