can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that

(Source: ratak-monodosico, via touchmyostrich)

haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

(Source: yeah-yougotme, via sexcake)

sayofthelivinganything:

It literally kills me when men think they know women’s fashion better than women

(Source: liamdunbarsss, via cyber-b00ty)

zooophagous:

My heart.

(Source: sizvideos, via i-hate-surprises)

justtouchedawkwardly:

#101 REASONS TO LOVE ELLEN DEGENERES

(via uncomfortableturtle)

…but he’s white??

(Source: kohwala, via suchahipsteryo)

spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II
cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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convert your office into a horrible disaster

gregorystgermain:

Requiem For A Dream (2000)

(Source: moviesexvideotape, via i-hate-surprises)

tortellinigirl:

IM AT CHURCH CAMP AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING SHOTS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS .
THE FIRST LYRICS ARE LITERALLY “ARE YALL READY TO GET FUCKED UP” .
YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE FACES OF HUNDREDS OF HOMESCHOOLED CHRISTIAN TEENS UPON HEARING A SWEAR
U DONT EVEN KNOW THE PASTORS JUST CASUALLY KEPT DANCING WHILE THEY STRUGGLED TO TURN IT OFF AHHHHAHAHHA

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sixpenceee:

Sculptures by Cameron Stalheim. He is interested in fantasy, reality and the objectification that happens in between.  His website & More of his art

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(Source: tytnetwork, via uncomfortableturtle)

reallylameblog:

shut the fuck up Fox News

partyformoriarty:

sasstiel-sassbutt:

#accurate

#the musical is actually more accurate than the actual films

(Source: notquitecanadian, via sharpnorth-decliningwest)