stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes
somesickhumor:

Jesus, put it away Scooby.
zooeydeschannoying:

ariana grande needs to calm down
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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

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minervose:

poplerpig:

don’t u love how movies about the future changed it used to be like 

woa flying cars

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woa holograms

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woa time travel

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and now its just like 

we’re 

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to die in some horrible apocalypse 

says a lot about out cultural state of mind

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jigglemyboobies:

kushaw:

jigglemyboobies:

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

no because he did nazi it coming

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thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

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jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

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