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Oh god dammit.
Not quite sure I’m following what’s going on, so tell me, what’s so bad about this?
k, so why do guys give girls crap about contour when they pullin beard shit like this, like THAT ISNT YA JAWLINE SMH
The Taurus is a sensual being, but falling into sexual frustration can cause her to submit to the influence of vices like drinking and smoking.
A Sagittarius is a notoriously restless individual, and she fills that need for activity with promiscuous sex, alcohol and cigarettes in order to stay happy. She often does this with little concern, because she believes she has the power to heal herself in the end.
so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
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shut the fuck up
'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.